LAURENCE
CHERNIAK has been addressed, during the year of 2000, in the below
mentioned newpapers with
the following titles.
The World's First Hashish Dignitary (Newspaper: "Planet
Easton" of the city of Bristol in the UK)
Hashish Ambassador (Newspaper: "Dordrecht
Taag" in Nederland")
Hashish Specialist (Newspaper: "La
Presse, Paris, France") etc.
Also in the year of 2000, LAURENCE CHERNIAK
was honored with being the first person to ever receive a doctorate
degree, in HASHISHOLOGY (in fact the first recipient
of any kind of a diploma to
do with Hashish) from The Guaro University in Costa Rica.
*NB He has a distinguished reputation within
the hemp culture for this photojournalism and his activism. His
open and friendly personality has unlocked doors worldwide and
many people have enthusiastically invited him to record their elusive,
private, intimate, rituals. He has spent years living and documenting
the life, business, etiquette and ecstasy of Cannabis.
LAURENCE CHERNIAK's life is by no means
limited to this one subject. He is an accomplished actor and artist.
Visit his web site: http://www.cherniak.com (for
more details on his achievements and his loves). He has clearly
spent his life going wherever his heart takes him. Nowadays, amongst
other places it is also taking him to Costa
Rica for some spectacular underwater photography.
See
LAURENCE videoing big reef sharks or
above
the water images, sunsets, bird
life, monkeys, turtles, or his
paintings that
relate to Costa Rica.
He feels that he knows (what he should know)
and should not put things of too much words into things of words
but rather words into too much things like the postcard images.
Costa Rica's Finest Postcards represent and encourage, people to
hurry to Costa Rica, from all over
the
world
to come,
to see
what
makes
Costa
Rica a wonderful
place to visit and
live.
With his involvement there he has however
gotten caught up deeply in the political situation.
Guaroville formerly known as Quepos has
been taken over by its rightful, historical descendants. LC is
one of these people who originates from an extinct species
of mummies known as the Guaro Indians. LAURENCE CHERNIAK has since
been elected by the military junta to be one of the charter executive
members of the city council of the Capitol, Guaroville, under the
direction of its first mayor Senor SHAY ADDAMS . Subsequently LAURENCE
has
been
appointed as the first president of the National Bank of Guaroville.
He says "We now have our own central bank of Guaroville." However
at the time of this writing we are sorry to inform you that our
Guaro-bucks have already suffered a small financial disaster in
the way of our currency being devalued. In accordance with our
righteous
policies we have made sure that when our monies are devalued -
that any new printings of our notes would indeed reflect that
devaluation by having smaller size bills. "Our integrity comes
first."
We will not cheat the people, who only get to vote once every several centuries,
something else Don Senor CHERNIAK says is going to soon change
and become a thing of the
past; much like the dead mummies, who yet live.
Unlike the greedy governments that deceive
their citizens with false values for paper money; since the USA
Federal Reserve came into force, which was when the world
first began using money made from paper, instead of only coins
which were made of useful precious or semi precious metals and
had multiple uses, other than just coins. Paper money is virtually
useless for anything else other than being practical, although
the Guaro Indians do have several uses for paper money. Since
extinction they been using paper money to make rolls of poop-tickets
for usage in most bathrooms.
"People." he says "Should have
total say and total influence globally, now that we are living
in a totally modern, technological, world which can and will, the
sooner the better, give us the freedom to be totallly a part of,
and united, in all the decision
making
processes
of all governments until there is no government as we have known
it up until now. All the government systems of the past are indeed
antiquated
and
a new basic philosophy and psychology of life must be adapted,
for this world, using Guarolandia as its model which has been the
only proven system to work since life first crawled out of the
primordial swamps on this planet; (See the Prelude of Great Books
of Hashish, Volume One: Book One: by LAURENCE CHERNIAK), before
the
cave dwellers started doing drawing on the walls of their homes
to record
their
history.
These are not new thoughts. They have been
in the minds of humans since the beginning of time. This system
has been working successfully and steadily in Guarolandia
long
before
anyone
ever heard
of paper money."
Subsequently
more of the ancient
Guaro mummies are returning to
civilization
and
creating
fascinating
new industries
for the tourism sector. Don Senor CHERNIAK's main concern with the
devaluations of the Guaro-bucks is that he is resolved in returning
to
using precious and semi-precious metals, to produce only monies
that have value because any new printings of our Guaro notes will
indeed,
at the
rate things
are going, soon see our steenkin' Guars poop tickets, evolve
to da size of postage stamps which who knows where people will
stick them if they can not use them properly in their washroom.
Another
question in this regard is, LAURENCE asks? "How does a blind person
know when they are done wiping?"
If you are interested to know more about
visiting or moving to live in Guarolandia, following you can see
one of the several categories of citizenship that we have available
and of which Don Senor CHERNIAK is honored and privileged
to enjoy, with his several other statuses as a citizen; so can
you too, if you need to get away and join us, whether you do or
do not wish to rest on your previous laurels.
Inquiries may contact us through http://www.Guaroville.com
We have everything for your happiness
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